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99 Stupid But Funny Quotes

 Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? H. L. Mencken It's funny, though, speaking of fathers and sons, because me and John Goodman played father and son, like, five or six years ago in the film 'Death Sentence,' and I got back with him again in 'Inside Llewyn Davis.' Garrett Hedlund It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience what things are funny and not. Keenen Ivory Wayans I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers. Steve Martin When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a gi

99 Quotes For Emotions

 The degree of loving is measured by the degree of giving. Edwin Louis Cole They do not love that do not show their love. Shakespeare, William There is only one sort of love, but there are a thousand copies. La Rochefoucauld, Fran?ois Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. Andre Breton When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. Jimi Hendrix Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love. Ellen Key When people are lame, they love to blame. Robert Kiyosaki A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many. Marilyn Monroe Listen to your inner-voice: Surround yourself with loving, nurturing people. Fall in love with your art and find yourself. Music is the great communicator. Glenn Hughes I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman

99 Quotes For Bad Times

 Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. Benjamin Franklin A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future. You must break out of your current comfort zone and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown. Denis Waitley Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Henry David Thoreau Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. Seneca There is always a present and extant life, be it better or worse, which all combine to uphold. Henry David Thoreau No man is worth his salt who is not ready at all times to risk his well-being, to risk his body, to risk his life, in a great cause. Theodore Roosevelt A life is either all spiritual or not spiritual at all. No man can serve two masters. Your life is shaped by the end you live for. You are made in the image of what you desire. Thomas Merton The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenaci

99 Cutest Quotes on Love

Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment. It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation. Rabindranath Tagore For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland When you start falling for somebody and you can't stop thinking about when you're going to see them again, I love that. Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected. Orlando Bloom May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live. Robert A. Heinlein Love is an energy which exists of itself. It is its own value. Thornton Wilder Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another. George Eliot Love always involves responsibility, and love always involves sacrifice. And we do not really love Christ unless we are prepared to face His task and to take up His Cross. William Barclay Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other. Rainer Maria Rilke Down o

99 Funniest Quotes To Laugh

 Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not. James Lipton My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. Margaret Cho All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. Alfred Hitchcock I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. Mitch Hedberg I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. Mickey Rooney You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David The funny thing is that comedy movie quotes really make me out loud. If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. Woody Allen I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is not

99 Education Quotes

 The value of an arts education is widely accepted, especially in California. Gavin Newsom Education is the leading of human souls to what is best, and making what is best out of them. John Ruskin We conclude that in the field of public education the doctrine of 'separate but equal' has no place. Earl Warren Think about it: Every educated person is not rich, but almost every education person has a job and a way out of poverty. So education is a fundamental solution to poverty. Kathleen Blanco Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. B. F. Skinner I use every single thing that Alfred Hitchcock taught me in my acting career... I am very grateful for the education he gave me in making motion pictures. Tippi Hedren Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic need for education in our society. Kent Conrad Of all the public services, education is the one I'm most interested in. You get a more dynamic economy, you deal with most social

99 Anger Quotes That Make You Think

 Wars spring from unseen and generally insignificant causes, the first outbreak being often but an explosion of anger. Thucydides I get in trouble when I say things like, 'I'm attracted to violence.' I was a pretty angry kid, and I got into military history largely as a way to vent my own anger. As I got older it narrowed down to a more specific focus on individual violence. I'm just trying to understand where it came from. Caleb Carr The anger in the Brigade against those who fought the Republic in the rear was sharpened by reports of weapons, even tanks, being kept from the front and hidden for treacherous purposes. Bill Alexander Yeah, to me, acting is very therapeutic. I get out a lot of anger and frustration. Diane Kruger I think I would cope like anyone copes with any tragedy. I'm sure I would be very upset for a while and then there would come a point where I would either have to stay in this place of darkness and anger, or I'd have to accept that it happ